I can see him! He’s right there on my lawn. Look at him strutting about thinking he owns the place, pecking at the ground eating my bugs and earth. Who does he think he is? Oh wait! I can’t see him anymore, I must go to the next window. Ah, yes, there he is still strutting and pecking the ground. He should go back to the park. Now what? People are taking his picture. Oh yes he is colourful and look at the shine on his feathers, But he’s really just a big turkey. A turkey I could eat if I wanted too but I have decided against it. Oh, he sees me! I must duck out of view. What’s he doing now? Yes, that’s right colourful turkey leave my gates and go back to your park I don’t want to fight with you today. I have better things to do in my warm house.

-Whiskers