They say I cause trouble. What a thing to say to a cat! I do not cause trouble, if any trouble is going around it was there to begin with. If I jump up on a shelf and books fall to the floor well then they were bound to fall to the floor anyway. If I swish my tail and it hits the admissions sign that  then topples over, well it was the wind. A cat cannot be blamed for every mishap that occurs simply because he is in the room. I will deny the knocked over teacups and saucers, it must have been a ghost. Or the fact that the carpet is all bunched up, it must be the house on an angle. So whenever you look down on me with that look wondering what I have been up to, I will give you the same look back and admit nothing.